What Do Conservatives Spend Their Time Thinking About?

One answer is provided by Conservapedia's most viewed list:

1. Main Page‎ [1,932,125]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,623,810]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [518,013]
4. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [431,280]
5. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [422,076]
6. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [400,972]
7. Homosexual Couples and Domestic Violence‎ [373,928]
8. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [332,067]
9. Homosexuality and Anal Cancer‎ [294,328]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [293,670]

I'd like to add something witty, but really, what is there to say after that? Especially since I can barely stop laughing.