Tuesday, January 01, 2008


A political sidebar:

Given the heinous human rights violations of the past 7 years, a new tradition will be started in 2009. Instead of taking the oath of office, the ceremony for transferring power will begin with the new democratically elected president kicking the previous office holder in the nuts, followed by a titty twister and head butt, then grabbing the former leader by the scruff of the neck and waistband and tossing him out of the oval office, followed by the ceremonial miming of the washing of the hands, the exhortation "and stay out!" and door slam. Once returned to life as an ordinary citizen, other ordinary citizens will have to legal right to perform the same ritual on the former president at will in what will be referred to as the law's "Deserved Asskicking" rider.

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