In a brief conversation with the kid at the counter at the local KFC:
Me: Gimme two of those one pound containers of cole slaw.
He: We ain't got no one pound size ... alls we got is the sixteen ounce size.
Me: (((rolling eyes))) Well ... OK ... of that's all ya got, gimme two of those ... and you might tell your boss that I think he should start stocking the one pound size ... I bet they'd move real good.