Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Another Family Values warrior is "called home"

Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

... from Smoking Gun.

The Fighting Fundamentalist headlines it a little different for the folks:

"Former LU Student & Dean Gary Aldridge Apparently Murdered"

However, the MSM (MainStream Media) reports a little bit of cover-up might be involved. You be the judge.

"Montgomery pastor's death remains a mystery"

My comment: At least it's not another pedophile priest, fer Christ sake!

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