Tuesday, August 28, 2007

US Homeland Security To Mobilize 'Thought Police'

WASHINGTON, DC., 8/25/07 (Anal Addler):

Department of Homeland Security management say they are moving forward aggressively with their program of 'Thought Police". "We've had this program in mind and under development ever since before there was a Department of Homeland Security." said Transportation Security Administration public affairs specialist Amy Kudwa. "This was one of Karl Rove's favorites! Soon we will be able to single out potential terrorist threats by computer reading the thoughts emanating from their brains."

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