Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Headlines we imagine we'll be seeing soon

  • God - The Dyslexic Canine
  • Book Early for Paradise - al Qaeda
  • Atheism - No added ingredients
  • Stones to be washed and recycled says Islamic Eco group
  • Suffer the little children - Pope bans condoms in Africa
  • Official - Turin Shroud 11,000 years old - ooops
  • Jesus Saves - Terms and Conditions Apply
  • Bush in Brain Tumor Scare - Brain infecting his tumor says doctor
  • Miracle! Man Saved in Tsunami! - 10,000 die
  • Selfish Gene to Blame for Angry Atheists

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