Apple Introduces 'I-Scooter' 'get-out-of-jail' gadget

Cupertino, CA, 7/3/07:

Impressed by Bush's successful partisan 'commutation' of Scooter Libby's jail sentence, Apple Computer announced they are rushing into production a brand new item. "We've been thinking along these lines for some time," said CEO Steve Jobs. "and, seeing the president commute Libby's jail term that way just lit a fire under us. We should have this new product in stores by the end of the week."

"We are calling it the 'I-Scooter', or our 'electronic get-out-of-jail-free' gadget." he said. "The way it works is this: "The moment you are arrested, you simply press a button - the product only has one button - which automatically enrolls you in the Republican Party, and give you an identity as a White House staff person. That's all there is to it. Of course this will be an expensive item and not for everyone. It is sort of a niche item and Democrats will be unable to obtain one for example."

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