Monday, August 27, 2007

Facing a draft, Nugent bravely wet his pants

Rocker is all talk as he calls Obama, Hillary vile names

August 27, 2007
BY RICHARD ROEPER Sun-Times Columnist

So Ted Nugent roams a concert stage while toting automatic weapons, calls Barack Obama "a piece of -----" and says he told Obama to suck on one of his machine-guns. He also calls Hillary Clinton a "worthless bitch" and Dianne Feinstein a "worthless whore."

That Nugent, he's a man's man. He talks the talk and walks the walk, right?

Except when it was time to register for the draft during the Vietnam era. By his own admission, Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment. Creative!

Ah, but that was a long time ago. Nugent isn't just a washed-up rocker -- he's a right-wing madman who's not afraid to call out some of the leading Democrats in language so vile it makes the Dixie Chick Natalie Maines' comments about President Bush sound like a love poem.

Read the rest ...

Another right wing example of taking personal responsibility ... the standard that applies only to other people. To top it off, they're so quick to point the finger at those whom they accuse of being "haters" .... unless it's their own.

We'll just add ole' Ted to the list of draft dodgers:
  • George W. Bush
  • Donald Rumsfeld
  • Dick Cheney (had better things to do)
  • and virtually every other chicken-hawk Neocon who can't get enough of war ... as long as someone else is fighting it for them.

Another Xian Con Game?

Things get weirder and weirder ...

"Da lord heps dem who heps they seves."

The really weird part is people will line up to fork over real money. It's all a fear of death and the need to feel that this isn't all there is.

Personally, I like to think this is more than just a test.

You've GOT to be KIDDING!!!

Fallen Pastor Seeks Aid to Pursue Studies



COLORADO SPRINGS, Aug. 25 (AP) —

The Rev. Ted Haggard, who left the 10,000-member megachurch he founded after admitting to “sexual immorality,” has asked supporters for financial help while he and his wife pursue studies in counseling and psychology.

Mr. Haggard, the former pastor of New Life Church, plans to seek a master’s degree in counseling at the University of Phoenix while his wife studies psychology, he said in an e-mail message sent this week to KRDO-TV in Colorado Springs.

The couple and two of their sons are planning to move Oct. 1 to the Phoenix Dream Center, a faith-based halfway house in Phoenix, where Mr. Haggard and his wife plan to provide counseling, the e-mail message said.

OK ... there's more to this AP story. This is what happens when Irony grows Balls.

Snicker: Anger at Malaysia 'Jesus cartoon'



from the BBC News

A Malaysian newspaper is facing calls to shut down after it published an image of Jesus holding a cigarette and what appeared to be a can of beer.

Malaysia's Muslim-led government closed two publications last year for carrying controversial cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad.

Now some members of Malaysia's minority religions say they want the same treatment over this latest incident.

Religion is a famously sensitive subject in Malaysia.

More about my imaginary friend being more real than your imaginary friend. Snicker on ...

Another Smear/Lie On Bill Clinton Is Circulating

by Dave Johnson / HuffPost

In 1998 President Clinton launched a major attack on al Queda and tried to kill Osama bin Laden:

The United States launched cruise missile strikes in Afghanistan and Sudan yesterday against centres allegedly linked with the terrorist bombings of two American embassies.

At the time the right mocked him for it, claiming he was"wagging the dog" and "bombing an asprin factory" - a chemical plant that belonged to Osama bin Laden.

And just how many cruise missiles were launched at bin Laden in Afghanistan?

About 75 cruise missiles landed in Afghanistan at Bin Laden's camps around Khost and Jalalabad. The Khost camp, Zawhar Kili, was the scene of a meeting of "senior leaders of Islamic militant and terrorist groups linked to bin Laden," and was regarded by Pakistani intelligence as a "summit" convened by bin Laden.

75 cruise missiles launched directly at al Queda camps in Afghanistan. 75 cruise missiles!

Today Newsweek has a craftily-worded story that the right is using to smear former President Bill Clinton, saying he lied about trying to get bin Laden.

Want to feel some righteous indignation? Read the rest ...



You have to hand it to them. They're consistent and they're relentless. They've dug themselves a hole and, rather than accept the blame for putting the country in an untenable situation, they look for ways to "blame Bill"! Their sense of "taking personal responsibility" that they tout so proudly, only applies to the other fella in the end.

I remember those cruise missiles, the "aspirin factory" and all the hearty choruses of "wag the dog" sung so loudly on the right side of the aisle. I remember the accusations that Clinton was trying to distract the nation from the "real" and "important" issue ... a friggin' blow job! Now they've taken us hip deep into the big muddy. They've taken us into Iraq, a country that had NOTHING WHAT-SO-EVER to do with 9/11. They took their eye off the ball when they pulled troops from Afghanistan to bolster an adventure in a more target rich neighborhood - calculating that bombing people barely out of the stone age back into the stone age didn't make good television. They let bed Linen escape at Tora Bora because, they said, he just wasn't that important.

And now that they've screwed up everything ... literally everything, from international affairs to domestic issues ... the people who vilified Clinton for trying to do something about the terrorist threat, who controlled Congress at the time and worked overtime to block any actions against bed Linen ... now step forward with a straight face and vilify Clinton for NOT DOING ENOUGH? And then they REWRITE HISTORY, leaving out some very important details, as they try to blame someone else for the mess they've brought down upon us?

If I'd ever voted for these people I would hide my face in shame! If I were honest and sincere I would ... if I really cared about "fair and balanced", that is ... if facts mattered to me more than ideology ... if I were honest and honorable, that is, rather than being just like them ... caring more about my party and its ideology than I care about my country.

Thinking Like a Terrorist

by John Sherry on Huffington Post

Circa 2000: You've joined one of the groups that align with the network calling itself Al Qaeda. You're incensed over many past wrongs, what you perceive as injustices and atrocities going back a long time, but the most immediate, galling, and unacceptable indignity has been the lingering presence of Western military powers in Muslim lands, particularly the Middle East (to use that colonial British term). You'd like to rid these lands of Western influences, but that really means challenging U.S. domination in the region, along with their allies and surrogates. In your wildest geo-strategic fantasy, you'd love to humiliate, if not destroy the United States.

But there's a big problem with that ambitious goal: Al Qaeda has no standing army. You have no tanks. No jet fighters. No submarines. No ICBMs. You have neither the manpower nor the material with which to fight the United States on military terms, and you certainly have no way to subdue the American population were you somehow, miraculously, to prevail in a conventional battlefield showdown.

There's no way you can accomplish your goals in the short term -- thus you have to calibrate your strategy for the long haul. You need to prepare for warfare spanning not just several years, but rather a protracted, potentially intergenerational struggle that could last decades or even centuries. Bleed the enemy to death through a thousand cuts over time rather than one big blow. It worked with the Soviet Union. Get them bogged down in Afghanistan, until they were brought to their knees. That former superpower, by the way, is no more. Remember that your advantage is a potentially limitless supply of jihadist recruits willing to commit the ultimate personal sacrifice via suicide. But to take full advantage of that comparative advantage, you can't fight them "over there"; you need to fight them "over here."

There's a little more ...



The jingoistic, macho, chest-thumping, right wing-nut Neocons who trumpet "victory at any cost" don't bother to read history.

Historically, most battles and wars have been lost by underestimating the enemy. Hitler underestimated the Soviet Union and lost. Japan underestimated the United States during the Second World War and lost. The Soviet union underestimated the mujahadin in Afghanistan and had their a$$es handed to them. Egypt, Syria and Jordan underestimated Israel when they attacked from three directions during the Yom Kippur War and got clobbered. The United States underestimated the North Vietnamese and the Viet Cong and was forced to retreat.

It's not superior technology that wins wars. If that were the case, we'd probably be speaking German. Hitler had better tanks, better airplanes, better trained soldiers, developed the jet fighter sooner, and excelled in the development of the rocket as a weapon of war but the technology didn't save him or the Thousand Year Reich.

The single most decisive factor in winning wars is knowing the enemy. By knowing the enemy, one can develop strategies that play to the enemies weaknesses and smaller forces can thereby use those weaknesses as leverage against larger forces.

The Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese Army lost every major battle during the Vietnam War, yet, in the end, they prevailed.

Right wing-nut Neocons try to frame the debate by saying those who oppose "staying the course" hate America and want America to loose. That's not the case by a long shot. It's a mis-direction. Most of those who oppose the "surge strategy" recognize that it is based on brute force and not on a knowledge of the enemy, his strengths and weaknesses, the "lay of the land", and the historical context. If the "surge strategy" is a strategy at all, it's a "Tar Baby" Strategy; a strategy that results in worsening the situation the more one struggles against it.

To say that those who oppose the current approach to fighting terrorism either don't understand the threat or want to loose to terrorism is absurd in the extreme. Those who oppose the manner in which the war on terrorism is being conducted recognize that to continue doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results is a good definition of insanity.

Knowing the enemy is key and the United States bungled into this war in Iraq based on faulty assumptions.

It assumed there was a connection between al Qaeda and Saddam. There wasn't. Al Qaeda is a religious movement bent on establishing a Pan Arabic state based on Islamic law and is opposed to ANY secular government in the Middle East. Saddam was a meglamaniacal, secular despot with no interest sharing power with anyone and saw the accumulation of power in the hands by anyone in Iraq other than himself as a threat. Assuming there was a connection between two natural enemies was a mistake and a stunning case of not knowing the enemy.

It was assumed that Islam was a monolith; that all Muslims were the same. We are rapidly learning that's not the case. There are Sunni Muslims and Shiite Muslims and they hate each other to death, literally. Then there are the Kurds who, though they are predominantly Sunni, are a different ethnic group who have their own culture and no love for the desert Sunni. Our so called planners were unaware of the depth of the divides between these groups and that's another case of not knowing the enemy.

Al Qaeda, on the other hand, is very much aware of the divisions between these groups and is using the divisions to lubricate what we are calling "sectarian" infighting to destabilize the region.

Denying that we are caught in the middle of a multi-party civil war is silly. Pretending that we can somehow resolve thousand year old animosities and unite thousand year old enemies with a couple purple thumbs is absurd. Failure to recognize and learn from our mistakes (those above and a myriad of others) is counter productive and ensures defeat ... not unlike the soviets experienced at the hands of the mujahadin over the course of ten years in Afghanistan.

But, if you don't read history, how would you know?




As a side note, strategy is a wonderful thing and you can't win much of anything without one. Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" is a classic written some 2,400 years ago. It's easy to read and pretty straight forward. It's not overly long or unintelligibly complicated. However, it does take some focused thought and study to understand it.

After 2,400 years it is still recognized as the single most comprehensive and authoritative treaties on strategy ... unrivaled in scope and insight. Incidentally, it talks a lot about how a small army can trash a large army.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Garden Fire


Mexican Bird of Paradise near sunset.

P.S. Click on the title "Garden Fire" and go directly to the blog to see the new header. Comments on the image and the header are more than welcome.

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

When ideology trumps fact and reason ...

Whistleblowers on Fraud Facing Penalties

from Forbes

One after another, the men and women who have stepped forward to report corruption in the massive effort to rebuild Iraq have been vilified, fired and demoted.

Or worse.

For daring to report illegal arms sales, Navy veteran Donald Vance says he was imprisoned by the American military in a security compound outside Baghdad and subjected to harsh interrogation methods.

There were times, huddled on the floor in solitary confinement with that head-banging music blaring dawn to dusk and interrogators yelling the same questions over and over, that Vance began to wish he had just kept his mouth shut.

He had thought he was doing a good and noble thing when he started telling the FBI about the guns and the land mines and the rocket-launchers - all of them being sold for cash, no receipts necessary, he said. He told a federal agent the buyers were Iraqi insurgents, American soldiers, State Department workers, and Iraqi embassy and ministry employees.

The seller, he claimed, was the Iraqi-owned company he worked for, Shield Group Security Co.

Moe about your tax dollars hard at work ...

Why would Bush cite 'The Quiet American'?

uh ... because neither he nor his speech writers are literate enough to read for content?



by Frank James

In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Kansas City today, President Bush summoned up the Alden Pyle CIA agent character of Graham Greene's classic Vietnam novel "The Quiet American" which is essentially a contemplation on the road to hell being paved with good intentions.

I'm not sure he really wanted to go there or why his speech writers would take him there.


There's always more. This time it's in the Chicago Tribune.

NeoCon Gold



Get yours NOW!!!


Rush = Severely Inellectually Challenged

LIMBAUGH: Here's [caller] in Lake Orion, Michigan. Thank you for calling. Great to have you on the EIB Network.

CALLER: Hey, Rush. It's great to talk to you. I talked to you once before. I've been listening to you for a couple of years now, and I think I'm getting brighter, but there's a lot to be learned. I know I'm no expert in foreign affairs, but what really confuses me about the liberals is the hypocrisy when they talk about how we have no reason to be in Iraq and helping those people, but yet everybody wants us to go to Darfur. I mean, aren't we going to end up in a quagmire there? I mean, isn't it -- I don't understand. Can you enlighten me on this?

LIMBAUGH: Yeah. This is -- you're not going to believe this, but it's very simple. And the sooner you believe it, and the sooner you let this truth permeate the boundaries you have that tell you this is just simply not possible, the better you will understand Democrats in everything. You are right. They want to get us out of Iraq, but they can't wait to get us into Darfur.

CALLER: Right.

LIMBAUGH: There are two reasons. What color is the skin of the people in Darfur?

CALLER: Uh, yeah.

LIMBAUGH: It's black. And who do the Democrats really need to keep voting for them? If they lose a significant percentage of this voting bloc, they're in trouble.

CALLER: Yes. Yes. The black population.

LIMBAUGH: Right. So you go into Darfur and you go into South Africa, you get rid of the white government there. You put sanctions on them. You stand behind Nelson Mandela -- who was bankrolled by communists for a time, had the support of certain communist leaders. You go to Ethiopia. You do the same thing.

CALLER: It's just -- I can't believe it's really that simple.

[...]

LIMBAUGH: Right. That's exactly right. You've got it. You've got it. Now you just have to believe your own instincts from here on out.

OK ... sounds reasonable to you? How about taking a look at the critique?

An open letter to the moving company

After moving with Ralph’s Transfer (second time in three years) we owe you a hearty “thank you” for all the help and support your staff has provided and for making our most recent move as painless as humanly possible.

We would particularly like to extend our most sincere thanks to Mike, Steve and Jason who saw us through packing, loading and unloading with professionalism of the highest order, good humor and a lot of “hustle”. They were efficient and tireless in everything they did for us. Though the plan called for loading the truck on one day and delivering on the next, they felt they could accomplish both phases of the move in a single day – a plus for us – and they worked very hard to make it happen.

If your company has provision of “Employee of the Month” awards, we would like to nominate all three of them for the honor. They worked hard and represented their company very well. They all deserve recognition.

Sincerely,
Joe and Candy Kozlowski

Hilary gets it totally bass ackwards

“I’m respectfully asking al Qaeda for a brief hiatus,” said Sen. Clinton, “until we can accomplish our shared goal of removing Republicans from power.”

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WTF? The Republican Party is the best thing that ever happened to al Qaeda! Their fear induced war mongering and crusader mentality has been the best recruiting tool Ossama bed Linen could have ever imagined.

Without Republican jingoism and abysmal ignorance about the middle east (there's more than one kind of Muslim? duh!), without their rush to war in Iraq behind the leadership of a C-, socially promoted, draft dodging, inarticulate, consistent business failure, bed Linen would be cornered and at bay (if not dead by now) in Afghanistan. But neither they nor the current occupant of the White House could tell the difference between a secular strong man on a power trip and a religious fanatic on a mission - neither of whom would ever share power with the other. Too late, the Republicans are waking up the the realization that they've been had by their own faith-based initiative to bring overnight, 21st century multi-party democracy to an artificial nation-state run by 10h century tribal affiliations and blood feuds for the last 3,000 years - while attempting to reduce our own government to a one party, totalitarian system.

Hilary gets it totally wrong. The LAST thing al Qaeda wants to see is the Republicans loose power. A powerless Republican Party, the party of irrational fear and saber rattling "bring-'em-on" bravado would eliminate most of al Qaeda's reason for existing.

If bed Linen could "vote early and vote often" he'd vote in his own best interest and his best interest is to keep ignorance and xenophobia on the Crusade. Without doubt bed Linen would like it just fine if the Bush-bozo could be re-elected for a third term.

Giuliani Redux

or more about "The Best They Have to Offer":

Here ...

Are the Republicans joking?

Finding Home


In The Garden at Sunset

Candy and I have been together for abut 11 years at this point. We started in a rented house in Denville, NJ that we shared with an insane woman and her spawn from hell. Within six months we were looking for a place without the sharing and bought a townhouse in Succasunna, NJ. We were there for two years. Friends moved to the Poconos and we went to visit. It was a "light years" improvement over the townhouse. Not that the town house was a bad thing. It was good and it served its purpose well.

We inherited a house in Tucson, AZ about five years ago ... well, 1/4 of a house in Tucson, anyway. That, and a condo in upstate New York. We turned the condo in Upstate New York into cash and bought the other 3/4 of the house in Tucson with the intention of keeping it as a winter hideout.

Within a year, the company I worked for decided it was going to merge operations with another company it had purchased several years before. Knowing that it would be a hassle and sensing that I was getting too old for that kind of BS and, more importantly, being aware from years of experience that the first man to the captain with a plan .... has THE plan ... I took a plan to management that would give them everything of any significance they had been getting from me for the last decade for less money; I would pay my own benefits; I would move from a head count (liability) on the books to being a business expense (read dollar for dollar tax deduction). In exchange, I would never have to go into the office again and they would pay me against a monthly invoice under the terms and conditions of a consulting contract we would agree on.

Off to Arizona as an independent consultant! We moved from a 2,100 square foot, 4 bedroom house in the Poconos to a 1,400 square foot, two bedroom house in the suburbs of Tucson with the intention of blowing it out to about 2,500 square feet with second story office space and mountain views of the Catalinas that one would have to pay on the order of a million to get elsewhere in the Tucson area.

We hired an architect and one year into the project we were nine months behind the schedule he'd outlined, and just getting working drawings. We'd retained a contractor who, in his quest for a building permit to start work, uncovered a zoning issue that the architect should have been aware of before he started drawings. I fired him at a cost in five figures.

In a rage we sold the little hose at a nice profit and bought a two story home that backed up against a major traffic artery. The space was far from perfect. It was not "our" house, but it would do.

The point of all this? I had a conversation with Candy recently. I told her that since I was 18 and left my parents home, I have moved on an average of every 2 years, 11 months and 10 days,. Honest! I figured it out. In any case, what I told Candy is that I've never had a feeling of being home. Everything has always been temporary, transitory and somewhat alien in nature. I've never felt a connection with a place nor have I ever experienced the sense that where I lived was "home" ... MY home ... OUR home ...

I'm pleased to say that our new place runs contrary to all of that ... we both have a sense of "home" here. It's a new feeling for me. A previously unexperienced sensation, at least for me. Unlike any time in the past, we both plan to be here, in this place, for a long time. As Candy says, the next move will be with coffins.