How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a light bulb?

The answer is 10.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
   
   
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
   
   
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
   
   
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the light bulb or support darkness;
   
   
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
   
   
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner Light Bulb Change Accomplished";
   
   
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";
   
   
8. One to viciously smear #7;
   
   
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
   
   
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.