Bush Tours Genocide Memorial: "... Forces That Divide People Up Inside Their Country Are Unbelievably Counterproductive."
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My comment:
He really doesn't get it, does he?
FOLLOWERS: Master! The Master! Master! Master!FOLLOWERS: Speak to us, Master! Speak to us!
BRIAN: Go away!
FOLLOWERS: A blessing! A blessing!
A FOLLOWER: How shall we go away, Master?!
BRIAN: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!
FIRST FOLLOWER: Give us a sign!
SECOND FOLLOWER: He has given us a sign! He has brought us to this place!
BRIAN: I didn't bring you here! You just followed me!
FIRST FOLLOWER: Oh, it's still a good sign by any standard.
SECOND FOLLOWER: Master! Your people have walked many miles to be with You! They are weary and have not eaten.
BRIAN: It's not my fault they haven't eaten!
FIRST FOLLOWER: There is no food in this high mountain!
BRIAN: Well, what about the juniper bushes over there?
FOLLOWERS: A miracle! A miracle! Oooohh!...
SECOND FOLLOWER: He has made the bush fruitful by His words.
YOUTH: They have brought forth juniper berries.
BRIAN: Of course they've brought forth juniper berries! They're juniper bushes! What do you expect?!
SECOND FOLLOWER: Show us another miracle!
FIRST FOLLOWER: Do not tempt Him, shallow ones! Is not the miracle of the juniper bushes enough?!
FOLLOWERS: A miracle! He is the Messiah!
FIRST FOLLOWER: Hail Messiah!
BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah!
FIRST FOLLOWER: I say You are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
FOLLOWERS: Hail Messiah!
BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
THIRD FOLLOWER: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
BRIAN: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
FOLLOWERS: He is! He IS the Messiah!
BRIAN: Now, fuck off!
FIRST FOLLOWER: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
BRIAN: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.
- From "Monty Python's Life Of Brian" (1979)
Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
C'mon stink!
You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
"Damphousse said right-wing extremists spend the most time meeting, preparing and planning before committing a violent act — some 480 "events," whether that is a telephone call or some other form of plotting."