The Scandal Sheet

Google "Clinton Scandals" = 1,930,00 hits

Google "Bush Scandals" = 7,710,000 hits

OK ... so there's some duplication. Bush can't possibly be responsible for almost 8 million scandals! Can he?

There must be a way of measuring the impact of these scandals. Maybe if one added up the money involved in all of Clinton's scandals and compared it to all the money involved in the Bush scandals?

No. that wouldn't be fair. Bush has Haliburton. That's an unfair advantage. There are no scandals in the list of Clinton's shady financial dealings that could even come close! Bush graduated from Clinton's league when he dumped all that Harkin Oil stock by back dating the transactions.

OK. How about counting the number of people's lives that have been directly effected? POOP! Can't use that, either. With a handicap of 665,000 Iraqi deaths attributable to Bush, UNFAIR advantage! Again! Nothing Clinton did put that much blood on his hands ... even if you blame him for 9/11 and it's 3,000 American deaths. Bush has killed more American's than one could blame on Clinton, too.

Of course, that number for Iraqi deaths has been argued as being "overblown" but I suspect some of the numbers associated with Clinton are a little "overblown" as well.

But the order of MAGNITUDE? Just look at the ORDER of Magnitude! we're talkin' 300 to 1 here in the death columns.

I'm sure glad that the Republicans were able to bring honesty and integrity back to the White House and American politics! I'm sure glad we're all back on track, now.

On Gonzo!
Go DeLay!
Go Cunningham and Hastert!
On Rumsfeld and Brownie,
And Miers, you bastards!

Did I mention I. "Scooter" and Foley?

... and Mr. Cheney? I'm sure glad you were able to round up all those Ken Lay look-alike oil industry experts to help draft our so-called energy policy. You're doin' a great job there, Dickie!

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George W. Bush Scandal Collector Plate commercial